Someone won that game adults should never play. And they're actually giving men a trophy for it. For soccer! Ha! What are they going to put on TV next? Monkey in the Middle? Simon Says?
I saw about 30 seconds of today's last game of the year. (Or is it the last game for four years? Ask a European. A few of them follow it.) The adults looked silly and angry and embarrassed to be out there. No wonder. Soccer is a game for children.
The Philadelphia Phillies won a good game today. Now that's an adults' sport children play in hopes of grownup glory. No wonder baseball is on TV almost all the time.