Tired of losing Baby Jesus, Christians turn to GPS to catch thieves

All over the nation, mean mischief makers steal Baby Jesus figures from Nativity scenes this time of year. Some of the small statues are costly to replace. Others have priceless sentimental value.

Well, now Jesus is striking back.

Aided by GPS systems and security cameras, the owners of these religious figures are tracking down the thieves. Not only are the Savior-snatchers going to jail, they are suffering the scorn of their neighbors.

Caught red-handed. An 18-year-old Florida woman was arrested last year when a Global Positioning System located a stolen Jesus in her apartment.

Forgive them, but come let us abhor them first.

Frank Warner

Comments

[jj mollo]

It's nice that GPS gave them a way to come to Jesus, don't you think.

[Frank Warner]

Ha!